Once again Gujju's at there best….
Gujju Tip 1: Except for Pilots, Air Hostesses & Flight attendants… Gujjus are the only people who do business all around the world!!
Gujju Tip 2: We are the reason why all those lanes are called " Khau Galli "
Gujju Tip 3 : Time : 9 am. Place : Any Mumbai Local (or anywhere else too) Words : Bajaar Upar Che?
Gujju Tip 4 : We are spiritual, but our 'Satyanarayan ni katha' always ends with 'sirro mast che ho….!
Gujju Tip 5 : Even our ABCD starts with B B for Business
Gujju Tip 6 : Thepla is our bread and Athaanu is our butter
Gujju Tip 7 : A Gujju may feel tired after 10 mins of Walking, But the same Gujju is still energetic after 5 hours of Non Stop Garba !!
Gujju Tip 8 : Earth revolves around the Sun.. We revolve around Food
Gujju Tip 9 : Only a Gujju can Choose 'KajuKatri' over 'Rasgulla', 'Faafda' over 'Lays', 'Khaman' over 'Idli', and 'Daya' over 'Babitaa'
Gujju Tip 10 : You are a 'pakki' gujju if you have gossiped about someone for hours and then said, "javade aapde shu"
Gujju Tip 11 : If your stock broker's surname doesn't end with Shah, Mehta, Parekh or Patel, then you're definitely doing it wrong!
Gujju Tip 12 : Hindi hamko jara bhi nahi fata hai..
Gujju Tip 13 : "Every Gujju will introduce their spouse as "Aa mara Mrs. chhe or Aa mara Mr. chee" !
Gujju Tip 14 : One Patel = Entire Google!..No Offence.
Gujju Tip 15 : Doesn't matter how bad we are at pronunciations, we still have guts to say those words out loud in public
Gujju Tip 16 : The World says:save Electricity, Save Water, Save Nature; But Gujju says: Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya
Gujju Tip 17 : Parents won't care a bit, what they want or what we want…. they only know what our relatives don't want.. " Na Na dikra, sagga wala su kehse"
Gujju Tip 18 : Easiest way to identify a Gujju somewhere abroad..Sport shoes under formal pants!